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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

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huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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doctorwhoviancrusher:

mrsolearysayswoaf:

Sarah Jane is old

You are a beak

She’s old? WHAT how come no one tell me this shit

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projectile-comet:

My dorm has no elevator, so I put this on the door to our hall as some positive reinforcement.