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Man, Mom’s kinda crazy.

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it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

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this scene was wild from start to finish

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pretty much there are only four types of comic book fans here on tumblr at this point

there are comic book fans in general

there are dc fans 

there are marvel fans

and then there are the marvel fans who gotta make everything a competition but pretty much shit talks dc without even having a clue what’s going on with dc and is pretty much being an ignorant shit just to make marvel superior

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Fifty Shades of Grey » CHAPTER ONE {x}

Olivia leaps up and retrieves my jacket, which Grey takes
from her before she can hand it to me. He holds it up and,
feeling ridiculously self-conscious, I shrug it on. Grey places
his hands for a moment on my shoulders. I gasp at the con-
tact. If he notices my reaction, he gives nothing away. His
long index finger presses the button summoning the elevator,
and we stand waiting—awkwardly on my part, coolly self-pos-
sessed on his. The doors open, and I hurry in, desperate to escape. I really need to get out of here. When I turn to look
at him, he’s gazing at me and leaning against the doorway
beside the elevator with one hand on the wall. He really is
very, very good-looking. It’s unnerving.

Anastasia,” he says as a farewell.

Christian,” I reply. And mercifully, the doors close.
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I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

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“And now I’m looking at you,” he said, “and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before – bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it – but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me. [Inspiration

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P l e a s e come back to me.
B y e.

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I did that thing where you accidentally start to flick through your favorite books as you clean your bookshelf and pretty soon you’re not cleaning anymore you’re just reading

…guess who is my favorite Good Omens character it starts with C and ends with rowley